Piers Morgan has taken his twitter beef with Rio Ferdinand to a new high, and shared his rage with Eva Longoria.
Piers Morgan
Will the show host win his latest battle with Rio Ferdinand or will it isolate him further from his fans, who might be losing patience with his beefs?
Well @rioferdy5 - general verdict is I've owned, merked, pawned, hammered and flat-lined you. Again. Back to the treatment room Sicknote.
@rioferdy5 I thought you were supposed to be good at this Twitter banter - I'm making you look dumber than Rooney #didntthinkitwaspossible
I'll start my own show MARKED - it's 'whet' #ignorioamus RT @rioferdy5: Might bring my MERKED show back as @piersmorgan has wet my appetite!
@rioferdy5 and if I wanted a lesson on physical appearance I'd go to @EvaLongoria not Shrek's ugly brother.
@rioferdy5 Clarkson hit me like you do on here - so pathetically softly I barely noticed #babiespunchharder
I'm gonna stop entertaining tweeps, I feel I'm being used to top up piers' followers numbers in his quest to outdo his mate!
@piersmorgan your deluded...I've smashed u all over the twitterverse now get your slippers out and concentrate on controlling your farts!
RT @markcporter: loving @rioferdy5 taking @piersmorgan's grammar hammer and sticking it where the sun doesn't shine(2 join his head) #banter
RT @seleza: Yes @Piersmorgan stop being an old man and live a little. A typo isn't the end of the world » » but I'm afraid #moobs are!
